Dancing With The Stars 2026: Who’s Safe, Who’s In Jeopardy, And Who’s Out

Okay, grab your glittery snacks and turn up the volume, because Dancing With The Stars is back for its 2026 season, and the ballroom is already a hot mess of spray tans and dramatic backstories. We’re only a few weeks in, but the leaderboard is giving us major whiplash. Who’s gliding toward the Mirrorball, and who’s about to get the cha-cha-chop?

First, the safe zone. Jenna Ortega is, unsurprisingly, a revelation. Her paso doble last week made the judges weep (and maybe a few of us, too). She’s got the technique of a pro and the stage presence of someone who already owns a mirrorball. Also safe? LeBron James Jr., who brought a street-style swagger to the foxtrot that literally broke the sound system. The man’s rhythm is undeniable. And Meryl Streep—yes, that Meryl—is somehow also a graceful samba machine. We’re not worthy.

Now, the jeopardy zone. Oh, honey. Pete Davidson is trying. He really is. But his rumba looked like a man trying to escape a mosquito in slow motion. He’s clinging to votes from his loyal fan army, but the judges are not amused. Also on the chopping block: Martha Stewart. She’s 84, adorable, and her tango was basically a power walk with attitude. We love her pioneer spirit, but the scores are not kind.

And who’s out? Last week, we bid a sad (but slightly relieved) farewell to Vince Vaughn. His jive was described by Carrie Ann Inaba as “a construction worker trying to do the floss.” We’ll miss the memes, but let’s be real—his heart wasn’t in the paso doble; it was in a bucket of popcorn.

So here’s the thing: This is the beauty of the show. It’s not just about perfect scores. It’s about the journey. Whether you’re a shimmery star or a wobbly disaster, you’re out there, sweating in sequins, making memories. And honestly? That’s the real mirrorball. Now, pass the snacks—next week is Latin Night, and I hear someone’s attempting a salsa on roller skates. We’re not ready. But we’re so here for it.